mask and wing

I for one do NOT run on Dunkin', love Sara Lee, dream of Disney, or enjoy Dr. Seuss enough to want to spend as much time celebrating his birthday every year as seems educationally necessary in the public school domain. Am I simply Un-American? Raised by literary snobs, classical music geeks and live theater freaks - comic books were endured, but not encouraged - I don't really feel as though I missed anything terribly relevant by not having owned any of his enduring classics.